2023 Season Predictions

Will this become a familiar sight? Kansas City has participated in 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls, and is quickly becoming a dynasty. My definition of Dynasty would be winning 3 rings in a 5 year stretch…typically 3 of 4, but if you win 3+ over 4-5 years, that qualifies for me.

Most of you will be wondering my thoughts on Green Bay- and that’s fine- but the entire NFL is just as fun and exciting. So alas, here we go!

AFCNFC
EastEast
Buffalo125Philadelphia143
New York89Dallas125
Miami89New York98
New England710Washington413
NorthNorth
Pittsburgh125Green Bay116
Cincinnati125Detroit107
Baltimore116Chicago710
Cleveland89Minnesota512
WestWest
Kansas City143San Francisco134
Denver107Seattle89
Los Angeles107Los Angeles512
Las Vegas89Arizona215
SouthSouth
Jacksonville134Tampa Bay710
Indianapolis611New Orleans611
Tennessee413Atlanta611
Houston413Carolina611
Playoffs
Kansas City1431Philadelphia143
Jacksonville1342San Francisco134
Pittsburgh1253Green Bay116
Buffalo1254Tampa Bay710
Cincinnati1255Dallas125
Baltimore1166Detroit107
Denver1077New York98
Hopefully this reads out clearly, but if not, the playoff matchups should get you there.

If you’d like to see how I got the Packers to 11-6, I’ll share here:

WeekOpponentW/L
1at ChicagoW
2at AtlantaW
3v New OrleansW
4v DetroitW
5at Las VegasL
6BYE
7at DenverL
8v MinnesotaW
9v LA RamsW
10at PittsburghL
11v LA ChargersW
12at DetroitL
13v Kansas CityL
14at NY GiantsL
15v Tampa BayW
16at CarolinaW
17at MinnesotaW
18v ChicagoW
Again, I’m thinking nothing will shock me between records of 5-12 and 12-5 with this team- it has that much talent, but is also the youngest in the NFL.

Wild Card

After the 2023 Regular Season plays out exactly like I’ve stated above, the Arizona Cardinals will have successfully tanked and “earned” the #1 overall pick, and the playoff matches will be set:

Broncos @ Jaguars
Ravens @ Steelers
Bengals @ Bills
Giants @ 49ers
Lions @ Packers
Cowboys @ Buccaneers

Divisional

The winners are bolded above, and the following matchups ensue:

Ravens @ Chiefs
Bills @ Jaguars
Cowboys @ Eagles
Packers @ 49ers

Championship Sunday

As usual, it pays to play at home in January as all 4 home teams advance to play in Championship Sunday. A repeat of the NFC title game, except SF’s QB, Brock Purdy, is able to throw a football and the outcome is drastically different, with San Francisco hoisting the George Halas trophy. Not much changes on the AFC side, with Pat Mahomes taking the Lamar Hunt trophy after hosting a 6th consecutive AFC Championship Game.

49ers @ Eagles
Jaguars @ Chiefs

The Super Bowl is finally hosted in the most appropriate city – Las Vegas, NV.

It’ll be a rematch of Super Bowl LIV where the San Francisco 49ers will appear in their 8th Big Game and take of the dyNASTY of that what is Pat Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs. Much like Mahomes’ other 2 victories, he will become damn near unstoppable in the 4th quarter and take over the game.

49ers 27
Chiefs 31

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